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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>P ♥ M; The losers who share a Tumblr account.</description><title>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @couple070211)</generator><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>infearior:

When you try to cheer someone up but it just doesn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11c297de277282470ed75a30f8f0354e/tumblr_mlqbjsELJr1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://infearior.tumblr.com/post/50549173988/when-you-try-to-cheer-someone-up-but-it-just" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;infearior&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;When you try to cheer someone up but it just doesn’t work.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50552237846</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50552237846</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:24:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8zcek04U1qbj0tlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50516538073</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50516538073</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:21:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da97336f233fb613ab036ebd68da30f9/tumblr_mmpf1ynOex1qhui6vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unsuccessfulmetalbenders.tumblr.com/post/50288656460/we-went-upstate-and-my-dog-was-being-a-butt-and"&gt;unsuccessfulmetalbenders&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50394054797</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50394054797</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:01:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>niknak79:

Everything went better than expected
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d57550ffd43e43d814229c04a88447e7/tumblr_mmha1wJTDb1ql2603o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77b7dd7279756136e76c8eebe87a938a/tumblr_mmha1wJTDb1ql2603o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/49933607795/everything-went-better-than-expected"&gt;niknak79&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everything went better than expected&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50145070565</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50145070565</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 01:08:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>l-urk:

son-of-the-liberty:



ONLY FOR THE GIF ^
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lof05spZHI1qinhw7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lof05spZHI1qinhw7o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://l-urk.tumblr.com/post/50067811867/son-of-the-liberty-only-for-the-gif"&gt;l-urk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://son-of-the-liberty.tumblr.com/post/48558719960"&gt;son-of-the-liberty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f0242c11e4cb1e4f3f27c524d5fdd09/tumblr_inline_mko9pn5Blb1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ONLY FOR THE GIF ^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50145043687</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50145043687</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 01:08:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ha-ra-ki-ri:

mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a89ff8c10bfe23834fa3151d2304f13d/tumblr_mf8d4spmhM1qg4mpho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ha-ra-ki-ri.tumblr.com/post/39068533236/mauratalityrate-is-that-neil-patrick-harris"&gt;ha-ra-ki-ri&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mauratalityrate.tumblr.com/post/39041061735/is-that-neil-patrick-harris-fangirling-behind-him"&gt;mauratalityrate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50144730872</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50144730872</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 01:02:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1bea5a14e1991aa62a71b3d095537c/tumblr_mip3miXb8s1qhetv3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040859497</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040859497</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:11:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justinibiebers.tumblr.com/post/49078407059/stuff-you-ask-your-mom-mom-wheres-my-towel-mom"&gt;justinibiebers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;stuff you ask your mom:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;mom where’s my towel&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;mom what do we eat for dinner&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;mom what time is it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;mom where’s my phone&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;mom when do you come back&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;mom what day is it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;stuff you ask your dad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;dad where is mom&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040691413</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040691413</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:09:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9b38183a1fd5d6aa82f0d88daac49c4/tumblr_mfocgyxEPY1rczhxyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040363524</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040363524</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:04:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>overgifs:

Innovation
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51fcbd508d1b2abf6ee591d0761cadea/tumblr_mmi0inb7Uy1sq38yao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://overgifs.tumblr.com/post/49958556161/innovation"&gt;overgifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Innovation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040344618</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040344618</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:04:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rapewhistled:

very true
this is actually all we do throughout...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3aydnwxqS1qgpdkio1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapewhistled.tumblr.com/post/37653531792/very-true-this-is-actually-all-we-do-throughout"&gt;rapewhistled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;very true&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is actually all we do throughout the day&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040072062</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50040072062</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:01:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5fd4243eea5c41e021cd1d1578f988eb/tumblr_mm7rvxcnCn1r3c96bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039868807</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039868807</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:58:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ispycleanimports:


High School Student gives a lesson to its...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3bYv2AKPZOk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ispycleanimports.tumblr.com/post/49983805900/high-school-student-gives-a-lesson-to-its-teacher"&gt;ispycleanimports&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;damn&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039401581</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039401581</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:52:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwants...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6935ddaa702e56a23ff05bef7438b897/tumblr_mghwreTpht1s33vido1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perks-of-fangirling.tumblr.com/post/41449606230/yourvoiceinnovember-plat-inum"&gt;perks-of-fangirling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourvoiceinnovember.tumblr.com/post/41420635809/plat-inum-jeanwantsatumblr-monkaroo"&gt;yourvoiceinnovember&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plat-inum.tumblr.com/post/41301158217/jeanwantsatumblr-monkaroo-thewriterhouse"&gt;plat-inum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jeanwantsatumblr.tumblr.com/post/41297834157/monkaroo-thewriterhouse-can-you-imagine"&gt;jeanwantsatumblr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monkaroo.tumblr.com/post/41252708597/thewriterhouse-can-you-imagine-reading-in-one"&gt;monkaroo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewriterhouse.tumblr.com/post/40460671367/can-you-imagine-reading-in-one-of-these-during-a"&gt;thewriterhouse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;there are two types of people&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;three. three types of people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039385507</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039385507</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:52:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>psychedelicbrainjuice:

pervasizadam:

Pawel Kuczyns

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b58d24b4e08fb969702c8832fea144/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5c1f1e7f99bcb1f37a6fd31d4455320/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40fe33793d937672a789c4f2e42f1ef0/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c852aa6e886e61c5ab7801b65026a088/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3713cff43fa18592799a5f145b7ca306/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3672aa151fb043eddcd79067bb86e453/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0d8ab0a380de49c8377a2d2035aefac/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9565b1c1ae4f335acb5c599f808330e/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/120ddc74fd730b4892b982919e1b3f95/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0957029817076920e0369235c7d3f706/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychedelicbrainjuice.tumblr.com/post/49748425238/pervasizadam-pawel-kuczynski-amazing-each-n"&gt;psychedelicbrainjuice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pervasizadam.tumblr.com/post/49188100866/pawel-kuczynski"&gt;pervasizadam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1 class="fbPhotoAlbumTitle"&gt;Pawel Kuczyns&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039224908</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039224908</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:49:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9syk0ygGP1rc7qp3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039038292</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50039038292</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:47:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>funny-pictures-uk:

Then and Now
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07fe4900d34d86c77910b567bc4c7239/tumblr_mmbw4foCiB1qjepwro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f11ff29101ea5f87dd38f13c84dcaafa/tumblr_mmbw4foCiB1qjepwro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4379a3ee22140031bf8e002f9ad4137b/tumblr_mmbw4foCiB1qjepwro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a74c75921480def5b6c922c08ced95f9/tumblr_mmbw4foCiB1qjepwro4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e079b577e524cd13d490ada0fa22602d/tumblr_mmbw4foCiB1qjepwro5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/210bd9f485fd4712f5d7a4ae18cb261b/tumblr_mmbw4foCiB1qjepwro6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnypictures.co.uk/post/49930844144/then-and-now"&gt;funny-pictures-uk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then and Now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50038999726</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50038999726</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:46:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bab234d492c2de97342a01214adef2b6/tumblr_mmatatGtMH1qjumy1o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50038873569</link><guid>http://couple070211.tumblr.com/post/50038873569</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:45:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>guardiancomment:

Chelsea Welch, the US waitress who was fired...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90539ea334a31b3ae3b7fecb3b10b2a8/tumblr_mhjs68pbzY1r9bhz8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guardiancomment.tumblr.com/post/42024491123/chelsea-welch-the-us-waitress-who-was-fired-after"&gt;guardiancomment&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chelsea Welch, the US waitress who was fired after she posted a picture of a tip receipt on Reddit, wrote for us:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div id="article-body-blocks"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was a waitress at Applebee’s restaurant in Saint Louis. I was fired Wednesday for posting a&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/17i382/my_mistake_sir_im_sure_jesus_will_pay_for_my_rent/"&gt; picture on Reddit.com &lt;/a&gt;of a note a customer left on a bill. I posted it on the web as a light-hearted joke.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This didn’t even happen at my table. The note was left for another server, who allowed me to take a picture of it at the end of the night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone had scribbled on the receipt, “I give God 10%. Why do you get 18?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I assumed the customer’s signature was illegible, but I quickly started receiving messages containing Facebook profile links and websites, asking me to confirm the identity of the customer. I refused to confirm any of them, and all were incorrect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I worked with the &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/reddit" title="More from guardian.co.uk on Reddit"&gt;Reddit&lt;/a&gt; moderators to remove any personal information. I wanted to protect the identity of both my fellow server and the customer. I had no intention of starting a witch-hunt or hurting anyone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now I’ve been fired.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The person who wrote the note came across an article about it, called the Applebee’s location, and demanded everyone be fired — me, the server who allowed me to take the picture, the manager on duty at the time, the manager not on duty at the time, everyone. It seems I was fired not because Applebee’s was represented poorly, not because I did anything illegal or against company policy, but because I embarrassed this person.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In light of the situation, I would like to make a statement on behalf of wait staff everywhere: We make $3.50 an hour. Most of my paychecks are less than pocket change because I have to pay taxes on the tips I make.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After sharing my tips with hosts, bussers, and bartenders, I make less than $9 an hour on average, before taxes. I am expected to skip bathroom breaks if we are busy. I go hungry all day if I have several busy tables to work. I am expected to work until 1:30am and then come in again at 10:30am to open the restaurant.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have worked 12-hour double shifts without a chance to even sit down. I am expected to portray a canned personality that has been found to be least offensive to the greatest amount of people. And I am expected to do all of this, every day, and receive change, or even nothing, in return. After all that, I can be fired for “embarrassing” someone, who directly insults his or her server on religious grounds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In this economy, $3.50 an hour doesn’t cut it. I can’t pay half my bills. Like many, I would love to see a reasonable, non-tip-dependent wage system for service workers like they have in other countries. But the system being flawed is not an excuse for not paying for services rendered.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need tips to pay my bills. All waiters do. We spend an hour or more of our time befriending you, making you laugh, getting to know you, and making your dining experience the best it can be. We work hard. We care. We deserve to be paid for that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am trying to stand up for all of us who work for just a few dollars an hour at places like Applebee’s. Whether a chain steakhouse or a black-tie establishment, tipping is not optional. It is how we get paid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I posted a picture to make people laugh, but now I want to make a serious point: Things like this happen to servers all the time. People seem to think that the easiest way to save money on a night out is to skip the tip.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t understand why I was fired over this. I was well liked and respected at Applebee’s. My sales were high, my managers had no problems with me, and I was even hoping to move up to management soon. When I posted this, I didn’t represent Applebee’s in a bad light. In fact, I didn’t represent them at all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I did my best to protect the identity of all parties involved. I didn’t break any specific guidelines in the company handbook – I checked. But because this person got embarrassed that their selfishness was made public, Applebee’s has made it clear that they would rather lose a dedicated employee than an angry customer. That’s a policy I can’t understand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am equally baffled about how a religious tithe is in any way related to paying for services at a restaurant. I can understand why someone could be upset with an automatic gratuity. However, it’s a plainly stated Applebee’s policy that a tip is added automatically for parties over eight like the one this customer was part of. I cannot control that kind of tip; it’s done by the computer that the orders are put into. I’ve been stiffed on tips before, but this is the first time I’ve seen the “Big Man” used as reasoning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously the person who wrote this note wanted it seen by someone. It’s strange that now that the audience is wider than just the server, the person is ashamed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have no agenda here. I seek no revenge against the note writer. I have no interest in exposing their identity, and, at this point, I’m not even sure I want my job back. I was just trying to make a joke, but I came home unemployed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’ve been waiting tables to save up some money so I could finally go to college, so I could get an education that would qualify me for a job that doesn’t force me to sell my personality for pocket change.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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